Phone Sex Show #070: Come On Guys Be Reasonable

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Hey guys, welcome back to The Phone Sex Show. This is episode number 70. You’re here with Mari and my spicy bestie Mia.

Hi, Mari. Hello, gentlemen.

Hey, guys, we need you to be reasonable, okay? Can we? I received a couple of special requests. I want to talk about it, Mia.

All right, I can’t wait to hear.

So, um, this is, um, Oh shoot, hold on, let me pause. Okay, so this one came through on Saturday. This is a private outreach, someone who— I don’t know if they’ve found me via Trist or via the podcast, um, but you know, they come in, good morning, are you available for a call? I send them the information, I’m like, yes. Now, Mia, you’re familiar with my pricing structure. They get sent an image displaying my pricing structure. He was looking for a quickie. Mm-hmm. A 5-minute voice quickie is $25.

A 5-minute cam quickie is $40. He says, I can do a 5-minute cam call for $25. I just respond very matter-of-factly, $25 is a voice call. He says, right, first-time discount.

Oh my God.

Let’s be reasonable. No such thing. Then he says, In this line of work, beggars can’t be choosers.

I, I was really tempted to like play with who’s the beggar in this scenario, but I just blocked him.

Damn.

The funny thing is that I do think that there are a pretty significant number of guys out there who who do think they can lowball us. And I’m not offended by the offer, but I’m not taking the offer either.

Hell no.

It is exceptionally rare that I do any dicker and deal. The only dicker and deal that I’ve done recently was one of my young, poor good boys. He’s just a poor boy who doesn’t make a lot of money. And he messaged me one day, he’s like, I got $18, Mari, can I have 3 minutes? And I’m like, send it over, baby. Like, he exploded in about 18 fucking seconds. So—

Oh.

Um, yeah. Um,

I mean, I have 2 feelings about this. So, you know, like, on the one hand, I’m all for, hey, ask for what the fuck you want, because you don’t ask, the answer’s always no. You’ll never know.

Yeah.

And then, on the other hand, it’s like, who the fuck do you think you are that you’re gonna get a discount because you’re a first-time customer? I mean, that’s pretty fucking ballsy.

I have— it’s not the first time that that has been suggested to me. And as, as a longtime marketer, I, I understand the allure of a first-time discount or a first-time coupon code or first-time freebie. Um, but no, thank you. Yeah.

And so the other train of thought that I had about this is, so say we do this, you know, first-time customer discount because they request it, then I feel like that sets the stage for them to, you know, it’s like us basically giving them quote unquote permission to ask for a discount repeatedly. And no, fuck that.

Mhm. I do not offer first-time discounts, and I do not offer, quote, regular customer discounts.

Nope.

There’s— there— when this gets asked every now and again, like, hey, I’m a regular, you know, you can count on me, can you give me a deal? No.

Yep.

No. Unless I really, really, really want to. Unless I really, really, really want to. Unless, unless I’m like, um, if I’m— if you’re going to get a little something outside of the typical fee structure, it’s probably going to be spontaneous. And in the form of like 5 extra minutes on the call. Um, I might— oops— forget that we’re out of time and continue to edge you a little bit longer because it’s fucking fun to do so. But no, no discounts. I just don’t— I don’t think either one of us want that entering into the dynamic.

No, we don’t. No. Um, so the, the next interesting request that I’ve received—

Oh God.

I, I blocked him because he’s messaged me several times now over the course of a year and a half. Um, but he, he always reaches out with an offer of bringing Party favors. Oh,

okay.

Alcohol. Um, there’s a cup, so that represents alcohol. There’s a snowflake that represents cocaine. There’s a pill, obviously. And then, then there’s something for ice cream. Like, I don’t know what, what that’s supposed to mean, but basically he’s like Hey babe, I got party favors. You wanna come over? Like, A, you’re not fully understanding that I am not an escort. I’m not meeting you anywhere for any reason, let alone your blow, bro.

Yeah.

Um, but, but he obviously gets a little high and starts browsing and just sees if he can find somebody who wants to come over and play for party favors.

Jesus criminy.

No, thank you. No, thank you.

Yeah, that’s a hard pass. Well, I mean, nothing in person anyways, but if I did do anything in person, yeah, that’d be a hard pass.

Yeah. Um, there’s been a, there’s been a bit of a rush of men thinking that they can talk to me for a few minutes before they No, no, absolutely not. I text a few— you can ask me a few questions. There’s more than enough information for you to make your decision. So no. Yeah. And that, that— here’s how it goes. Hey babe, I just gotta— I just want to talk to you for a couple minutes before I send payment.

Is that okay? Nope, absolutely not. If you need to hear my voice, I’ve got a podcast. If you have a question about a kink or fetish, feel free to shoot it over. I just want to— I just want to feel our energy. I just want to get a vibe.

Yep. I want to make sure we vibe.

Yeah. Yeah, you can do a quickie. Send $25, 5 minutes. Quick vibe check. Quick vibe check makes me happy as a clam. Oh no, babe, really? Come on, just a couple minutes. And when I stand on my boundary and say, no thank you, ask again and I’ll just block you, here’s the predictable energy that explodes. Um, old, fat, whore, fuck you.

Yep.

This is the— this is the giggle, because the fact that I’m older turns you on. The fact that I’m a big girl makes your dick hard. The fact that I’m getting paid, that’s what pisses you off.

Yes.

And it’s too fucking bad because that’s my favorite part. Um, this— you guys, this— I’m rolling through several ridiculous, come on, be reasonable requests, but you know the majority of the people that reach out to me are fantastic.

Yes.

Honor me, serve me, pay me joyfully. But there’s a few that really fucking try me. Um, but I gotta tell you, um, the, the one that gave me a giggle— oh my God, I can’t find it. Um, uh, shoot. Um, okay. Um, he said, hey, this is— I’ve got a crazy request. And I said, oh God. I said, I just might be crazy enough to honor it.

What do you need? He said, there’s this video series called, um, White Boy Cock Hero?

I’ve never heard of it.

I have not Googled it because I did not come to any kind of an arrangement, so I did not follow my curiosity. White Boy Cock Hero is a series of videos where they have to smack themselves in the balls to the beat of the song. So little, little CBT, little CBT flavor in there. And he said, I, I would like a Domme to watch me smack my balls, tease and humiliate me for it, and, and goad me into continuing to do Every one until the series is complete.

Oh,

and I’m reading this and I’m giggling because, Mia, you and I have both witnessed some very interesting CBT. Um, Alejandro— I’m thinking of Alejandro. Um, we’ve watched him do unspeakable things to his cock and balls.

Yes. I don’t understand it. I just thought that I’m— I like to be nice to the balls and the cock.

Our friend Reina takes ridiculous joy in fucking with a man’s balls. She will absolutely kick a man in the balls and use a prod tingler, like snap, snap them with electricity. I

think that does not surprise me.

I think that I think I would, I would be lost in giggles. I giggle when somebody gets hurt. Um, it’s a nervous reaction more than anything else. I would get lost in giggles about it. But, um, there’s— and in case you’re wondering about, you know, did we come to an arrangement? We did not, because unfortunately his budget was $25. I said, I said, per song, baby. I said, per song. He laughed.

He said, I thought that might be your reaction. Uhm, he did follow that up with, well, I’ll pay you $25 now and I’ll owe you $50 on payday. I was

just like,

oh God, no thank you. No, thank you. Come on, guys, be reasonable. That’s the, that’s the name of this episode. Come on, guys, be reasonable.

Such a cute request. I’ll pay you $25 now and owe you $50. Yeah, I don’t think so.

Now, the last one that I wanna share, I haven’t actually responded to this human at all.

Okay.

Because there, there’s so much about this. I, I think he’s looking for an in-person Domme, which of course that’s not me, but I just want to read it to you guys, read it to you, um, just to see the look on your face more than anything else, Mia.

Oh shit. Okay.

So So this comes through, um, hello mistress, I’ve never talked to him before. I want you to lock my penis in a chastity belt and keep the keys, and then to get the keys back I’ll have to fulfill some conditions. I’m like, okay, Locktober, it’s a vibe. There’s, there’s, there’s a gentleman that is doing small sends to me This month and he’s locked up. I like it. Um, he says condition number 1, I will have to do chemical or surgical castration in a clinic. Yep, yep, he just said that. Um, chemical or surgical castration in the clinic.

Uh, number 2, you come up with some kind of humiliating, shameful tattoo that I will have to get done in a tattoo parlor. Okay,

okay, that one’s not bad.

I’m gonna suggest dickless, but hold on, wait, castration is not taking a dick off, right? It’s just taking balls off. I don’t— I’m not a castration pro. Um, 3rd condition: you will prepare a drink for me that I will have to drink. The, the drink will include your urine, saliva, the skin from your heels, pubic hair and anything else you want to add to it.

Oh God.

Um, he sent— he wrote each of these as individual messages. I figure this all happened while I was asleep, you know. Thank— thankfully I was asleep. Um, so I’m sure that just typing these messages out to me gave him all the shits and giggles that he needed to blow a load. Um, but I didn’t respond partly because it, it sends my mind into such a variety of places. A, he was looking for someone who was willing to let them drink their pee. No. Um, oh, B, the castration.

What kind of man wants to be chemically or surgically castrated? Like, my mind rushes to, like, to pervert, like pedophile, like gross. None of the above, thank you. I don’t— I, I just ignored him. I’m not— I’m block, block, and, and block and be done. Come on, guys, be reasonable.

Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Fuck.

This, this just gives us this little, little array, this little card deck of some of the requests that come in to a virtual provider. Or can you imagine how many more requests like this come into an IRL escort?

Yeah.

Dom, the requests that they field must Be wild. And here’s the thing, if you want to pay me to talk about this stuff, I’m not going to judge you. I’m going to have fun with it. I’m going to be curious. I’m going to tease. I’m going to, I’m going to humiliate in all the best possible ways to get you where you need to go. But come on, guys, be reasonable. Be reasonable about the request.

Be reasonable. Don’t ask for discounts. Don’t lowball. Don’t promise me some money on payday. I’m not your mama. Okay, Mia, thanks for letting me just see the looks on your face as I read you this stuff.

Oh my God. Oh, as always, I love being here with you

guys. I look forward to you reaching out to one of us. Maybe you got a crazy request. As long as it’s not a request to pay us less, let’s talk about it.

Or, or owe us $50 on payday.

Yeah, no, I am— we’re not a payday loans facility. Until next time, bye guys! You’ve been listening to the Phone Have you enjoyed hearing from the women on this episode? Come find out how you can have a safe and secure one-on-one chat or call with your favorite. It’s easy to connect. Just find us on the web at PhoneSexShow.com.